1. fleshprince:

    shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing

    (via sherlocking-my-mind-palace)


  2. snorlaxatives:

    *sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

    (Source: snorlaxatives, via the-tardis-to-wonderland-please)


  3. deepthroatdemon:

    my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

    (via thecompanionsdoctor)


  4. devensblog:

    If you think bassists are irrelevant in bands you’re so so wrong

    (via deducingyou-at-abbeyroad)


  5. littleblackmaps:

    i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class

    (via sherlocking-through-asgard)


  6. felicefawn:

    When someone speaks of you negatively, be flattered. To be in someone’s mind is to have power over them. Revel in the fact that they subconsciously reserve thoughts and energy for you.

    (via thatsrightstarshiprangers)


  7. cheatcommandos:


    if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

    and it got upgraded to first class

    without me

    i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff

    (via unlit-cigarette)


  8. jaclcfrost:

    but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

    (via myotpwillbecanon)


  9. cocaine-cutie:

    everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.


    (via myotpwillbecanon)


  10. basedgosh:


    note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

    who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

    (via potterhead3399)